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Sunday, January 07, 2007

Underwear Issues and Droopy Boobs!

Last Wednesday was a bad day for me. I woke up with a migraine and stayed home from work. To make matters worse when I got dressed I had no clean underwear. Unlike Sheepish Annie, I don't buy underwear by the dozen. In fact, I need to follow in the Sheep's hoovesteps, and buy more undies. So even though I had a migraine, I had to don clothes and take Scott to the dentist office. Of course, since I was feeling like sh*t, I had to put on my favorite jeans.... you know the pair with the hole in the front. So for an undergarment I wore pajama bottoms. I always get holes in my jeans and shirts because I have a tendency to use to much bleach when I'm in a cleaning frenzy (which by the way isn't too often).

So I vow to emulate The Sheep and buy underwear by the dozen. I think I need new bras too. I'm really looking droopy and the right one is hanging lower than the left. My oh my, what's a girl to do?

10 comments:

Sheepish Annie said...

You won't believe the feeling of power that comes with having over 60 pairs of underpants. There is no disaster than can strike for which you won't be prepared. Trust me on this one...

Victoria's Secret Ipex bras are my other weakness. There comes a time in life where we all have to depend on external assistance to put things back where they belong.

All hail the spandex and underwires!!!

Mia said...

:;laughing my ass off:: Get thee to Walmart... NOW!

Carla said...

too funny!
I'm like you though.. I have a dislike for buying undergarments. Mine have to be practically threadbare before I'll buy more. You can't say I don't get my moneys worth though ;)

jackie said...

I was down to about 4 pairs of underwear and just bought myself a bunch for Christmas. Nothing fancy. Just butt covers. And am I the only one who always has the restocking lady there when I am trying to pick out my best guess as to what will feel good? Not that it happens very often, but Just once I would like to be there alone.

PlumpKnitter said...

ok Diana.. last night.. I played basketball with my son.. THAT WAS A WORKOUT!!..i was huffing and puffing to get that dang ball..I was worn out.. So I might be playing basketball each night this week *lol*

Satori said...

Diana, I can't stop laughing. It's only because I've been in the same boat. I too need to take the bra and undies trip. LOL.

So don't forget to take pictures and post them of you new items. hahahahaha.

Marita said...

Join in and write wierd things about yourself. Take a look in my blog so you know what it's about :)

Dudleyspinner's Tie Dye Rovings said...

OOOOH Lordy, you found a spot we have all been in. I have to go clothes shopping soon, we are taking a cruise. I have nothing but sweats and t-shirts. Fancy dresses Hah, I have never really had one.
Deb

Laurie (Moo!) said...

Sorry to hear about your undy issues. But I give you credit for thinking of pj bottoms as a substitute!

Drooping "bits"? Sometimes you just have to fling them over your shoulder and say "What the hell!".

Also love the jeans with holes. My fav pair has a huge rip in one leg (See my episode with a band saw) and I will wear them out of the house on the weekend. They're WEEKEND JEANS. LOL!

mens bikini underwear said...

I agree with sheepish annie Ipex bras are the queen. and there's no such thing as too much underwear!

Cheers,
Jackie